Did you know, that in Fallout 3, there is a hollowed out rock behind Megaton with a sniper rifle, stealth boy, ammo, and a note reading:
Here’s that stuff you wanted. If anyone asks where you got it — say it was a gift from your grandma.
Where S refers to Sam Warrick, and E refers to Eulogy Jones. The loot in the rock is useful for low level players.
Hymn to Aphrodite
Poikilo'ðron? a`ða'nat? ?Afrodita, pai^ Di'os, dolo'ploke, li'ssomai' se mh' m? a?'saisi mh't? o?ni'aisi da'mna, po'tnia, ðu^mon. a?lla' tui'd? e?'lð?, ai?'pota ka?te'rwta ta^s e?'mas au'dws ai?'oisa ph'lgi e?'klues pa'tros de` do'mon li'poisa xru'sion h?^lðes a?'rm? u?pozeu'ksaia, ka'loi de' s? a?^gon w?'kees strou^ðoi peri` ga^s melai'nas pu'kna dineu^ntes pte'r? a?p? w?ra'nw ai?'ðeros dia` me'ssw. ai^psa d? e?xi'konto, su` d?, w?^ ma'saira meidia'sais? a?ða'natwj prosw'pwj, h?'re? o?'tti dhg?^te pe'ponða kw?'tti dh?^gte ka'lhmi kw?'tti moi ma'lista ðe'lw ge'nesðai maino'laj ðu'mwj, ti'na dhu?^te pei'ðw mai^s a?'ghn e?s sa`n filo'tata ti's t, w?^ Psa'pf?, a?di'khei; kai` ga'r ai? feu'gei, taxe'ws diw'ksei, ai? de` dw^ra mh` de'ket a?lla' dw'sei, ai? de` mh` fi'lei taxe'ws filh'sei, kwu?k e?ðe'loisa. e?'lðe moi kai` nu^n, xalepa^n de` lu^son e?k meri'mnan o?'ssa de' moi te'lessai ðu^mos i?mme'rrei te'leson, su? d? au?'ta su'mmaxos e?'sso.
Immortal Aphrodite of the shimmering thone, daughter of Zeus, weaver of wiles, I pray thee crush not my spirit with anguish and distress, O Queen. But come hither if ever before thou didst hear my voice afar, and hearken, and leaving the golden house of thy father, camest with chariot yoked, and swift birds drew thee, their swift pinions fluttering over the dark earth, from heaven through mid-space. Quickly they arrived; and thou blessed one with immortal countenance smiling didst ask: What now is befallen me and why now I call and what I in my heart’s madness, most desire. What fair one now wouldst thou draw to love thee? Who wrongs thee Sappho? For even if she flies she shall soon follow and if she rejects gifts, shall soon offer them and if she loves not shall soon love, however reluctant. Come I pray thee now and release me from cruel cares, and let my heart accomplish all that it desires, and be thou my ally.
I Shimmering-throned immortal Aphrodite, Daughter of Zeus, Enchantress, I implore thee, Spare me, O queen, this agony and anguish, Crush not my spirit II Whenever before thou has hearkened to me-- To my voice calling to thee in the distance, And heeding, thou hast come, leaving thy father's Golden dominions, III With chariot yoked to thy fleet-winged coursers, Fluttering swift pinions over earth's darkness, And bringing thee through the infinite, gliding Downwards from heaven, IV Then, soon they arrived and thou, blessed goddess, With divine contenance smiling, didst ask me What new woe had befallen me now and why, Thus I had called the. V What in my mad heart was my greatest desire, Who was it now that must feel my allurements, Who was the fair one that must be persuaded, Who wronged thee Sappho? VI For if now she flees, quickly she shall follow And if she spurns gifts, soon shall she offer them Yea, if she knows not love, soon shall she feel it Even reluctant. VII Come then, I pray, grant me surcease from sorrow, Drive away care, I beseech thee, O goddess Fulfil for me what I yearn to accomplish, Be thou my ally.
As a tax payer, who lives in Omaha, this is highly offensive. Leave it to tumbler to propagate 9001% wrong information. I cannot believe shit like this gets posted about my anything let alone my home town. How dare you.
I dare because people deserve to know the truth! The Republican Party has always wanted Omaha out of the states and for good reason:
- Omaha was so filled with Nazis in the 40s that we had to invade Omaha Beach.
- Omaha didn’t really invent Omaha Hold ‘Em, it was invented in Texas but the name Texas Hold ‘Em was already taken. By Blackjack.
- Omaha is named after Nicolas Omaha, inventor of AIDS.
- Omaha houses Enron, Haliburton and Blackwater. The Republicans actually like that one but still it’s awful.
- Omaha has a population of 3,000,000 people, all of them complainers.
- It says in the Bible (John 1:45) that nothing good can come from Omaha.
- The soil in Omaha is 76% styrofoam, and if not for the styrofoam mines Omaha would have no income at all.
- Twilight was written in and about Omaha.
- Omaha is French for a sexual act in which a toy car is encased in a condom and inserted into the anus.
- Omaha is the only city in North and South America with absolutely no showers whatsoever.
Now I myself am not a Republican, but of all their disturbing and sinister goals such as the eradication of minorities, torture of the poor and prohibition of kittens, I think the banishment of Nebraska is the single worthy cause of the party and I support that fully.
Your move, weepy wolf person.
i find this to be unbelievably stupid. omaha,ne was founded in 1854. aids wasn’t first reported until the early 1980’s. omaha does in fact have showers. so don’t put shit on tumblr if it’s just stupid bullshit.
Modern AIDS wasn’t reported until the 1980s, but Omaha AIDS is much older. It’s like the modern AIDS virus but it has four Chemokine Receptors of which it can use two and only two. This often confuses new patients as they try to use all four receptors, or think they can use just one receptor to form a straight or flush.
As for the allegation that Omaha has showers, take a look at this photographic evidence:
Do you see any showers? No? Well that’s Omaha so clearly Omaha doesn’t have any showers. Q.E.D.
Never argue with truthfacts!
NOTICE: This article was written a couple days before thesurvivor2299.com was finally exposed as a hoax, so I guess this article is still somewhat relevant. Still, curse you whoever made that site, for masterfully raising all our hopes then dashing them quite expertly.
Read the rest HERE
Q and A the *possible* Hoaxer…