A police officer in a dance off with some kids. Reblog if you feel the world sorely needs more of this
We don’t know where we found this buuuuuuut…enjoy!
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say “Oh, my Lawd”
Thank you for blessing me—oh dammit we’ll stop
Original illustration by HR GIGER
Ouija Board Tips
1.) Never use the Ouija Board alone.
2.) Try not to be afraid of the spirit
3.) Before asking about yourself, find out more about the spirit.
4.) If the spirit claims to be a celebrity, chances are they weren’t.
5.) Try not to ask questions that will scare you.
6.) Limit the amount of time you spend using your Ouija Board.
7.) Take any precautions your religion/beliefs may suggest.
8.) Keep your eyes on the planchette.
9.) If at any time during your conversations you feel the spirit becoming hostile, immediately say goodbye and put the board away.
10.) If the time ever comes where you would like to dispose of your Ouija Board, don’t burn it.
11.) Grab as many crosses and shamans as humanly possible
Has someone pissed you off today? Here is a tune to lift your spirits and vent your ire at…that dickhead. (We post this because we believe someone needs this song today)
You gaze at the mountain, Children of Terra, you see its snow-capped peak and the clouds upon its slopes. You dream of reaching that pinnacle and drinking the cold waters. But who dreams of the road that ascends the mountain side? The road to the peak is hard and murderous. It has broken countless Children of Terra upon its rocks. Their splintered bones lie scattered upon it, paving the way to the mountain top. At every step you will hear the bones crumbling under foot, and maybe you shall hear the wind-blown voices of the dead - guiding you forward or leading you to your doom. Yes, my children, the way to the mountain is cruel and unforgiving. And of those who struggle their long lives, spending their energy and vigour in the climb, who then can taste the melt-water of the summit and say, ‘Yes… yes it was worthwhile?’
A dancing baby Groot toy? GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!!